Jackie's Depraved Thoughts and Captions

The dreams, thoughts and lustful addictions of a Slutty TV. This is where my kinky, lusty thoughts will be made into text and captioned images that I hope others of a like mind will enjoy.

Friday, October 29, 2010

Careful who you trick!

Hello all,

I can't resist doing a 'time of year' theme posting with lots of puns, so here it is and I hope you like it.



Hello everyone, I'm Frank and I received this note and some photos on a USB Memory key in my mailbox. It looks to be from my friend Jack who likes dressing as a hot girl (well, really a complete tease) and flirting with guys. Jack ran into some real trouble this time. I'm putting this up on the web per the request in the note and with the warning, careful who you trick.


I woke up and tried to remember what had happened last night at the party, it certainly had to be something new for me since I have never woken up in a coffin before. I had used the excuse of the Halloween party to dress up as Jackie, a vampire slut. Usually, I was just Jackie, a slut. I looked sooo good in my vampire outfit and I remember looking forward to the party and meeting some hot guys to flirt with and maybe even wrap my plastic fangs around a'stiff stake'.

I found these pictures when I woke up and it jogged my memory about what happened. The people who are helping me adjust to my new 'life' said they'd send a servant with a note and the pictures to someone I know. So Frank, if you get this, please post this as a warning about being careful who you trick.

I don't think you want to find me Frank, I have hungers now that drive me completely and I'd probably feast on you in a second. In fact, thinking about it is making wonder just how tasty you could be.

Jackie, formally Jack


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Friday, October 22, 2010

Show me the money

Dave had gotten a new sales job, a great new sales job. It was for a lot more money and it was on the opposite coast. He decided that he was going to get a complete fresh start on the other coast. His phone call to his girlfriend probably could have gone better, he was a little blunt about his making a fresh start (without her) at his new job to his girlfriend Suki. She seemed to understand, saying she understood his desire to make more money and how it he believed it was a good career change. Suki wasn't all that happy about being 'dumped', but she seemed to perk up at the end of the call.

She had invited him to a Halloween party to show him their was no 'bad' feelings, and would help him pick out a costume that would be very appropriate for the party. Suki was a bit kinky (well, a lot really, but Dave liked most of it), and she hung out with a strange crowd of Wicca followers and even stranger geek types working on things they couldn't or wouldn't talk about. Dave was a simple guy, show him the money and he worked to please his customer with the sale. Suki had said that she wanted their last night together to be a good one, so she made him promise not to flirt with anyone at the party. She told him that she would penalize him if he flirted during this last date. He promised and laughed to himself as he though "what could she do anyway".

Suki sent over the attached pics of Dave's party experience and the start of his new job.

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Oops, forgot to post password to the Quiz

Sorry, forgot to include the password to the quiz.

The password is: femme

Have Fun,
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Wednesday, October 13, 2010

I'm coming back

Hello all

Sorry I'm been so busy, work has taken all my time and I neglected this blog. Anyway I found this quiz site and took one. It nice to be tested, certified as what I aways though I was.


JackieFucher's Result: SLUT
on quiz: What type of pussy are you?
You're an absolute Slut--congratulations!  You're 100% pussy; no one loves to be fucked more than you.  You're cock-hungry and everyone knows it.  Every move you make broadcasts your unmistakable desire to be fucked.

There's no reason to be ashamed, though, because you're in good company here.  Welcome home, sweetie!

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