Jackie's Depraved Thoughts and Captions

The dreams, thoughts and lustful addictions of a Slutty TV. This is where my kinky, lusty thoughts will be made into text and captioned images that I hope others of a like mind will enjoy.

Friday, January 22, 2010

BEWARE the B1NM1 Virus


WARNING:

The B1NM1 virus has accidentally been released from Bimbo Enterprises (BE), Inc., the company that brings good things to life and is sorry they get lose sometimes and stomp the city to rubble or cause some other small problem.

The released virus is Bimbo1, No Mind1 (B1NM1) which causes a transformation of a male or female victim into a voluptuous female whose IQ is lowered significantly. The change causes an greatly increased sex urge so the victim starts exhibiting 'slutty' behaviors, such as wearing of brief, revealing clothes, exposure of of body areas to entice partners for sexual intercourse and they may giggle a lot. There are several other symptoms which are shown in the attached pictures.

Persons should avoid contact with infected persons. Having close contact (i.e., sex especially) only spreads the virus further. Please visit a BE Clinic as soon as possible to get vaccinated against this latest problem. If you contract the virus, there is no current cure. After 2 weeks you will no longer be infectious, however you will be a 'bimbo' woman for the rest of your life. Be warned.

Thank you.

(If you are near an infected person and have been vaccinated, please read this notice to them, most either can't concentrate long enough without masturbating to read it or many no longer remember how to read or care).








































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Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Finished Playing with Blog

I finished fixing (and playing with) the HTML code of the blog. Got everything working now. I suppose I should leave it alone now, to let it 'heal'. You know, like when you were a kid and your mother kept telling stop picking/poking/rubbing/scratching at that scab/scrap/bruise/etc. or it will never heal/stop itching/get better/leave a scar.

I added my own Twitter 'Follow Me' button I created which I like and I hope you will too.

Kisses,
Jackie
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Friday, January 15, 2010

Anticipation








Webster's Dictionary Online
Main Entry: an·tic·i·pa·tion
Pronunciation: \(ˌ)an-ˌti-sə-ˈpā-shən\
Function: noun
Date: 14th century

1 a : a prior action that takes into account or forestalls a later action
b : the act of looking forward to an especially pleasurable expectation
2 : the use of money before it is available
3 a : visualization of a future event or state
b : an object or form that anticipates a later type
4 : the early sounding of one or more tones of a succeeding chord to form a temporary dissonance

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In this case, I've created a set of captions about an aspect of 'getting it on' I like, anticipation, or the meaning (1b) above. I don't know about anybody else, but adding the 'extra' of anticipation to sex make it better for my wife and myself. Our orgasms seem more, well, like the commercials for KY Jelly Intense. So a little teasing and thinking about all the kinky things you and whomever you 'interact' with may just help with a 'happy ending' for all.

Kisses and wishes for fireworks,
Jackie
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Tastes Great







This caption set is about something I like in many ways. I like sucking cock, I have since I first had the experience in High School. A somewhat stereotype locker room experience, except with geeks rather than jocks. I happen to glance at a friend in the shower, a thin artist type, whose dick was huge. He saw me noticing and smiled, and then asked if I liked what I saw. I stammered out something and his hand touched my shoulder and I was put at face level with the massive man meat by a gentle pressure. I don't remember even hesitating, just starting to lick and then letting it enter my mouth.

I didn't get to finish with a creamy reward right then, we were both afraid of getting caught. We met later to finish and talk about our 'urges'. The experience taught me I was Bi and liked submitting to give others pleasure. I've led a closeted life and discovered the details of my urges since then. The key was when I saw a picture of a shemale in college, but that's another story.

My final thought to ponder, why women complain about the taste of cum, I've had a chance to compare many 'vintages' and I find the general taste to be quite pleasant and desirable? Ah well, everyone to their own desires.

Kisses and gropes,


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OK or too Many Changes?

As you can see I've been playing with the blog format, adding features, editing options, etc. When I'm not being a lustful, horny, TV Slut, I'm a geek and love to play with technology. Lets face it, I just like to play with things, all sorts of things.

I'm going to leave the 'options' alone now, unless my readers believe I should 'tweak' something so their eyes stop hurting or something similar. I added a Twtter tweeter gadget and a couple of other Twitter related things besides the format changes.

Kisses and licks in the right places,
Jackie
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Sunday, January 10, 2010

Comments on a comment

One person has commented about the top image on the page. The image at the top of the blog is my dream transformation. I'd love to wake some morning and look like that. Of course I'd also love a 'forced' transformation to that girl. In my case, too much forcing wouldn't really be necessary. I like being 'forced' to do kinky things anyway.

More captions this week.

Thanks again for your comments everyone.

Kisses,
Jackie
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Friday, January 8, 2010

First captions of the New Year





Hello all,

I see more persons are following my depraved thoughts now. Thank you for your support and I hope you like the first captions of the new year. I tried creating a short series set instead of the 'each caption tells a story' method.

As always, your comments are welcomed.

Hugs,
Jackie
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Tuesday, January 5, 2010

How I spent Christmas and New Years





New Year Greetings to you all,


The attached images will give you some ideal of how I spent part of the holidays, working hard musing over new captions. Hope all the rest of you had similar, if not even a better time. I'll be posting caps later this week I worked on over the holidays when other activities weren't occupying my mind (and hands).

Jackie
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