Jackie's Depraved Thoughts and Captions

New Posts are Cumming, errr, I mean coming

2011-06-14T13:24:00.000-04:00

New Posts are Cumming, errr, I mean coming

Work and my other obligations keep taking my time. I have been accumulating lots of new Pics, just haven't been able to get enough time to caption them. So, I haven't disappeared, just busy and still as kinky as ever.

I hope to get one new post out this week.

Kisses to you all and sorry for not posting more often,
Jackie

Working on the new Captions

2011-01-06T17:18:00.000-05:00

Happy New Year,

I'm busy working on a bunch of new captions. I got a lot of new Pics and a lot of kinky ideals to go with them. So expect to see some new kink from me next week.

Kisses in those special places,

Jackie

Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year

2010-12-23T11:52:00.000-05:00

Hello all,

My wishes to you and yours for the great holiday season and a happy New Year. I'm working on several new postings made of pics I've gathered to be published in the first week of the New Year to start it off with a 'bang' of sorts I suppose.

Until then, have fun, make merry and don't do anything I wouldn't do (which means you can do most anything).

Kisses in all the best places,
Jackie

It will all work out for the best

2010-12-03T01:27:00.000-05:00

Jason was a sales guy who really liked porn, kinda kinky porn at that. He had recently lost his job selling computer servers and storage arrays because he was caught using his work PC for transsexual porn. Well, he really caught himself, the picture of cute shemale Kimber James getting her ass pussy pumped by a guy as his PC wallpaper when the PC booted up at a clients got a lot of comments, not many good ones.

Jason was looking at the papers for another sales job and making calls at the apartment Mark and he shared. That afternoon Jason got tired of making calls and decided to use Mark's PC (his company took back the one he had) to take a quick look at some 'cool' pictures. Jason took his look, and didn't clean up his 'tracks' well. When Mark came back to the apartment with his girlfriend she wanted to use the computer to check some train schedules. She'd used the computer last night so she recalled the browser history to get the train schedule she looked at yesterday. She wasn't happy that Mark was looking at 'Super Sluts 4 Gangbang' Pictures and a Movie. She got really mad and told Mark that she really wasn't into guys who were perverts and stormed out.

Mark was really pissed and found Jason. Jason was sleeping and was a bit out of (he drank a lot of beer earlier) it. He remembered Mark screaming and telling him "You'll pay for this", in all sorts of ways. When he woke up the next day around noon, Saturday, Mark was in the living room. Jason remembered Mark screaming about something, so he mumbled a half felt "sorry". Mark offered him a beer he had openned and told him not to worry, everything will work out for the best, and he even had a lead for another sales position for Jason.

Jason said 'Thanks' and then started to feel real funny and last thing he heard before passing out was Mark saying, "It will all work out for the best".

Careful who you trick!

2010-10-29T19:22:00.000-04:00

Hello all,

I can't resist doing a 'time of year' theme posting with lots of puns, so here it is and I hope you like it.

Kisses,
Jackie

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Hello everyone, I'm Frank and I received this note and some photos on a USB Memory key in my mailbox. It looks to be from my friend Jack who likes dressing as a hot girl (well, really a complete tease) and flirting with guys. Jack ran into some real trouble this time. I'm putting this up on the web per the request in the note and with the warning, careful who you trick.

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I woke up and tried to remember what had happened last night at the party, it certainly had to be something new for me since I have never woken up in a coffin before. I had used the excuse of the Halloween party to dress up as Jackie, a vampire slut. Usually, I was just Jackie, a slut. I looked sooo good in my vampire outfit and I remember looking forward to the party and meeting some hot guys to flirt with and maybe even wrap my plastic fangs around a'stiff stake'.

I found these pictures when I woke up and it jogged my memory about what happened. The people who are helping me adjust to my new 'life' said they'd send a servant with a note and the pictures to someone I know. So Frank, if you get this, please post this as a warning about being careful who you trick.

I don't think you want to find me Frank, I have hungers now that drive me completely and I'd probably feast on you in a second. In fact, thinking about it is making wonder just how tasty you could be.

Jackie, formally Jack

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Show me the money

2010-10-22T14:41:00.000-04:00

Dave had gotten a new sales job, a great new sales job. It was for a lot more money and it was on the opposite coast. He decided that he was going to get a complete fresh start on the other coast. His phone call to his girlfriend probably could have gone better, he was a little blunt about his making a fresh start (without her) at his new job to his girlfriend Suki. She seemed to understand, saying she understood his desire to make more money and how it he believed it was a good career change. Suki wasn't all that happy about being 'dumped', but she seemed to perk up at the end of the call.

She had invited him to a Halloween party to show him their was no 'bad' feelings, and would help him pick out a costume that would be very appropriate for the party. Suki was a bit kinky (well, a lot really, but Dave liked most of it), and she hung out with a strange crowd of Wicca followers and even stranger geek types working on things they couldn't or wouldn't talk about. Dave was a simple guy, show him the money and he worked to please his customer with the sale. Suki had said that she wanted their last night together to be a good one, so she made him promise not to flirt with anyone at the party. She told him that she would penalize him if he flirted during this last date. He promised and laughed to himself as he though "what could she do anyway".

Suki sent over the attached pics of Dave's party experience and the start of his new job.

Oops, forgot to post password to the Quiz

2010-10-22T10:56:00.001-04:00

Sorry, forgot to include the password to the quiz.

The password is: femme

Have Fun,
Jackie

I'm coming back

2010-10-13T23:44:00.000-04:00

Hello all

Sorry I'm been so busy, work has taken all my time and I neglected this blog. Anyway I found this quiz site and took one. It nice to be tested, certified as what I aways though I was.

Jackie

JackieFucher's Result: SLUT

on quiz: What type of pussy are you?

You're an absolute Slut--congratulations! You're 100% pussy; no one loves to be fucked more than you. You're cock-hungry and everyone knows it. Every move you make broadcasts your unmistakable desire to be fucked.

There's no reason to be ashamed, though, because you're in good company here. Welcome home, sweetie!

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Slob to Slut

2010-05-07T18:22:00.001-04:00

Dave was living with his girlfriend and didn't have (or want) a job. He also tended to treat his girlfriend like crap, being a complete slob and never being appreciative of her. Dave and Barb had a big fight the night before, he told her she never was good in bed, she should be more of a slut in bed, like real women are. Things got worse from there, she let to go to a girlfriends to cool down and Dave watched the game. Barb came back later and offered Dave some wine she got from her girlfriend as a makeup offering. Dave thought, great, some wine and then some fantastic fucking afterward. She smiled as he drank the wine and invited him to the spare room, where they had wild sex sometimes with the 'toys' in the room. As Dave got to the room, he felt very sleepy, and Barb helped him into bed and said she'd talk tommorrow. Some very strange dreams started as Dave fell into a deep sleep. The last though he had was that the wine must had been strong from that witch friend's of Barb's.

Sorry Everyone

2010-04-30T17:27:00.000-04:00

Sorry Everyone!

I've been a bad little slut and not posted here for a long time. I promise to start posting again, sorry. To much to do and too few hours in the day, all that sort of thing. I need play time now and an outlet for my nasty thoughts that have been accumulating over the last few weeks. Expect more slutty thoughts and captions next week.

Kisses,
Jackie

I'm Waiting Daddy

2010-02-10T20:34:00.001-05:00

Hi Daddy,

Your little girl is lonely here at home waiting for you. I can't wait till you get home, please get home REAL soon. I've attached some pictures with my message to show how much I thinking of you and want you home with me. Please get done with work soon and get home to me.

Kisses to you Daddy,
from your loving girl Jackie.

BEWARE the B1NM1 Virus

2010-01-22T16:40:00.000-05:00

WARNING:

The B1NM1 virus has accidentally been released from Bimbo Enterprises (BE), Inc., the company that brings good things to life and is sorry they get lose sometimes and stomp the city to rubble or cause some other small problem.

The released virus is Bimbo1, No Mind1 (B1NM1) which causes a transformation of a male or female victim into a voluptuous female whose IQ is lowered significantly. The change causes an greatly increased sex urge so the victim starts exhibiting 'slutty' behaviors, such as wearing of brief, revealing clothes, exposure of of body areas to entice partners for sexual intercourse and they may giggle a lot. There are several other symptoms which are shown in the attached pictures.

Persons should avoid contact with infected persons. Having close contact (i.e., sex especially) only spreads the virus further. Please visit a BE Clinic as soon as possible to get vaccinated against this latest problem. If you contract the virus, there is no current cure. After 2 weeks you will no longer be infectious, however you will be a 'bimbo' woman for the rest of your life. Be warned.

Thank you.

(If you are near an infected person and have been vaccinated, please read this notice to them, most either can't concentrate long enough without masturbating to read it or many no longer remember how to read or care).

Finished Playing with Blog

2010-01-20T19:51:00.000-05:00

I finished fixing (and playing with) the HTML code of the blog. Got everything working now. I suppose I should leave it alone now, to let it 'heal'. You know, like when you were a kid and your mother kept telling stop picking/poking/rubbing/scratching at that scab/scrap/bruise/etc. or it will never heal/stop itching/get better/leave a scar.

I added my own Twitter 'Follow Me' button I created which I like and I hope you will too.

Kisses,
Jackie

Anticipation

2010-01-15T18:46:00.001-05:00

Webster's Dictionary Online
Main Entry: an·tic·i·pa·tion
Pronunciation: \(ˌ)an-ˌti-sə-ˈpā-shən\
Function: noun
Date: 14th century

1 a : a prior action that takes into account or forestalls a later action
b : the act of looking forward to an especially pleasurable expectation
2 : the use of money before it is available
3 a : visualization of a future event or state
b : an object or form that anticipates a later type
4 : the early sounding of one or more tones of a succeeding chord to form a temporary dissonance

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In this case, I've created a set of captions about an aspect of 'getting it on' I like, anticipation, or the meaning (1b) above. I don't know about anybody else, but adding the 'extra' of anticipation to sex make it better for my wife and myself. Our orgasms seem more, well, like the commercials for KY Jelly Intense. So a little teasing and thinking about all the kinky things you and whomever you 'interact' with may just help with a 'happy ending' for all.

Kisses and wishes for fireworks,
Jackie

Tastes Great

2010-01-15T15:55:00.000-05:00

This caption set is about something I like in many ways. I like sucking cock, I have since I first had the experience in High School. A somewhat stereotype locker room experience, except with geeks rather than jocks. I happen to glance at a friend in the shower, a thin artist type, whose dick was huge. He saw me noticing and smiled, and then asked if I liked what I saw. I stammered out something and his hand touched my shoulder and I was put at face level with the massive man meat by a gentle pressure. I don't remember even hesitating, just starting to lick and then letting it enter my mouth.

I didn't get to finish with a creamy reward right then, we were both afraid of getting caught. We met later to finish and talk about our 'urges'. The experience taught me I was Bi and liked submitting to give others pleasure. I've led a closeted life and discovered the details of my urges since then. The key was when I saw a picture of a shemale in college, but that's another story.

My final thought to ponder, why women complain about the taste of cum, I've had a chance to compare many 'vintages' and I find the general taste to be quite pleasant and desirable? Ah well, everyone to their own desires.

Kisses and gropes,

Jackie

OK or too Many Changes?

2010-01-15T15:42:00.000-05:00

As you can see I've been playing with the blog format, adding features, editing options, etc. When I'm not being a lustful, horny, TV Slut, I'm a geek and love to play with technology. Lets face it, I just like to play with things, all sorts of things.

I'm going to leave the 'options' alone now, unless my readers believe I should 'tweak' something so their eyes stop hurting or something similar. I added a Twtter tweeter gadget and a couple of other Twitter related things besides the format changes.

Kisses and licks in the right places,
Jackie

Comments on a comment

2010-01-10T20:42:00.002-05:00

One person has commented about the top image on the page. The image at the top of the blog is my dream transformation. I'd love to wake some morning and look like that. Of course I'd also love a 'forced' transformation to that girl. In my case, too much forcing wouldn't really be necessary. I like being 'forced' to do kinky things anyway.

More captions this week.

Thanks again for your comments everyone.

Kisses,
Jackie

First captions of the New Year

2010-01-08T12:08:00.002-05:00

Hello all,

I see more persons are following my depraved thoughts now. Thank you for your support and I hope you like the first captions of the new year. I tried creating a short series set instead of the 'each caption tells a story' method.

As always, your comments are welcomed.

Hugs,
Jackie

How I spent Christmas and New Years

2010-01-05T23:13:00.000-05:00

New Year Greetings to you all,

The attached images will give you some ideal of how I spent part of the holidays, working hard musing over new captions. Hope all the rest of you had similar, if not even a better time. I'll be posting caps later this week I worked on over the holidays when other activities weren't occupying my mind (and hands).

Jackie

More Captions after the new year

2009-12-30T05:15:00.000-05:00

Hello all,

I hope the holidays have been great for you and my wishes for a great new year. I'll be posting some new caps after New Years. May you start the new year in the arms of someone who cares for you and wants to share your dreams in the new year.

Kisses,
Jackie

The First Captions

2009-12-22T12:15:00.000-05:00

So here's the first captions. I expect some comments, don't be afraid to be cruel.
I kind of like things to be a 'bit cruel', especially during play times. I'll end
with the words of Nick Lowe and Shakespeare about being 'Cruel to be Kind'

Have a Good Holiday and a Great New Year.

Kisses,
Jackie

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Nick Lowe - Cruel To Be Kind

Oh, I can't take another heartache,
Though you say you're my friend, I'm at my wits' end!
You say you're love is bona fide,
But that don't coincide with the things that you do
And when I ask you to be nice, you say

You've gotta be
Cruel to be kind in the right measure,
Cruel to be kind it's a very good sign,
Cruel to be kind means that I love you,
Baby, you've gotta be cruel to be kind.

Well I do my best to understand dear,
But you still mystify, and I want to know why.
I pick myself up off the ground
To have you knock me back down again and again!
And when I ask you to explain, you say

You've gotta be
Cruel to be kind in the right measure,
Cruel to be kind it's a very good sign,
Cruel to be kind means that I love you,
Baby, you've gotta be cruel to be kind.

Well I do my best to understand dear,
But you still mystify, and I want to know why.
I pick myself up off the ground
To have you knock me back down again and again!
And when I ask you to explain, you say

You've gotta be
Cruel to be kind in the right measure,
Cruel to be kind it's a very good sign,
Cruel to be kind means that I love you,
Baby, you've gotta be cruel to be kind...

Hamlet Act 3, scene 4, 173–179:

I do repent; but heaven hath pleas'd it so
To punish me with this, and this with me,
That I must be their scourge and minister.
I will bestow him, and will answer well
The death I gave him. So again good night.
I must be cruel only to be kind.
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind.

OMG - I have Followers

2009-12-15T15:22:00.000-05:00

I just just checked, and I have followers. It was very exciting and I had to take a slight break to 'relieve the excitement". Thank you very much for following and I'll be starting to add fun things this week. I look forward to your comments.

Kisses in all the right places,
Jackie

Just Getting Started Here

2009-12-04T12:17:00.000-05:00

Hello whoever will look at this.

I'm just getting started with this and will be playing with the features next week. Just as the title of the blog says, you'll be reading my depraved thoughts and current uncontrolled urges I have.

I'll welcome comments and other possible depravities to try from you anytime

Kisses, with lots of tongue,
Jackie